Dear Authors/Screenwriters

Unexpected figure of not-fully-explained authority: “We’re very interested in your son who gets in trouble at school because he’s misunderstood/adopted child/kid who was in a car accident and ever since draws pictures of things you write off as ‘weird but harmless’.”

Disbelieving mother/father: “I don’t understand – we’ve all led completely unremarkable lives, and come from a humble background in which we are made to believe that none of us are special.”

Guy: “Be that as it may, your little {name here} is very, very important.”

Mother/father: “Why?”

Guy, possibly removing glasses: “… because he might be the savior of the world as we know it.”

STOP. JUST STOP.

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